Rockstar Developers
I’ve noticed clients recoil at the phrase “Rockstar Developers”. The image of a drink, drugs and - gulp - sex-crazed development team smashing up their dressing room is problematic for many reasons. I kind of recoil from it too. It’s yucky. Nevertheless, ReadWriteWeb has published a list of the ‘Top Ten Traits of the Rockstar Software Engineer‘. It makes fascinating reading, especially if you work closely with one. The official list goes up to 10, but I’ve added a few of my own, and shuffled. See if you can guess which ones are true. Please feel free to suggest some yourself.
- Loves To Code
- Gets Things Done
- Is Rubbish At Table Footie
- Continuously Refactors Code
- Uses Design Patterns
- Wants To Be a Creative
- Writes Tests
- Wears Black T-ShirtÂ
- Has Hairy Arse
- Leverages Existing Code
- Collects Something
- Focuses on Usability
- Writes Maintainable Code
- Reads 52 Books Per Year
- Can Code in Any Language
- Knows Basic Computer Science
- Follows Alternative Fashion System
Here’s a reminder of what we’re up against.





